Mulder, ever-anxious to take a condescending tone with Scully, says “Well maybe you don’t know what you’re looking for!” Scully quickly dismisses, “I don’t think it’s witchcraft.”īehind her, the local police on the scene pop their heads up like, “…what did she just say?” You sure this isn’t aliens? How about subliminal messaging? Possession by ghosts? Possession by alien ghosts? Evil dead twin ghosts? Mulder, you’ve heard exactly nothing else about what is going on. Mulder’s immediate reaction is, “Well that sounds like witchcraft or sorcery.” Scully explains, “I’ve stumbled upon a grocery store where people have clawed their own eyes out, so I think I’ve found an X-File.” No one pants and moans like that while they’re being stung to death by bees. I think Mulder watching porn would be less disturbing….Īlso, those noises are bullshit. Yeah, just chillin’ and watching people getting horrifically injured by insect swarms. Hilarious, right?īut as we see, Mulder actually was watching World’s Deadliest Swarms. Now, that’s supposed to be a joke about Mulder watching porn in his office. “ World’s Deadliest Swarms,” Mulder quickly answers. Scully asks what he’s watching, as she can hear the very inappropriate audio. He doesn’t even pause the video when Scully calls. And you know what he’s doing? He’s watching something involving men and women who are panting and moaning. I’m no doctor (like Scully), but I’m pretty sure the knife in the eye means he’s dead. Scully surveys the scene, eventually finding the butcher in the back room. But boy we sure could use someone with medical knowledge! “Well a federal crime hasn’t been committed, so I don’t know what good you’d be, ma’am. Mulder’s all “I just received information about a classic X-Files case…” All for what? Stale coffee with Mulder in the X-Lair? Girl, you deserve better! You know he doesn’t “do” weekends.Īlso, your plan is to only take a weekend up to Maine? Come on, you’re going to get up there and then have to turn right around. “Mulder, we had an agreement that we were going to take the weekend off.” Scully, you’ve been at this man’s side for 5 years.
*sigh* But no, she pops the trunk and of course it’s Mulder on the line. Scully gets a call on her cellphone, which she has wisely locked in the trunk. Oh yeah, our girl is treating herself, ya’ll! It’s vacation time! She’s wearing a Maine t-shirt and is driving in a convertible.
Our Lone Intrepid Agent for this episode, Scully, pulls up to a gas station. …of course, I’d love to visit any place as we enter Day XXX of Quarantine. Evil dolls out or not, I’d love to visit this place. We get a lovely shot of this quaint seaside town. Kids, can’t take ’em anywhere without causing a little mayhem.
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